Joe Junod
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- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.
- How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
- How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
i love you
(via thetenaciouskangaroo)
why were the police called to a daycare
because the kids were resisting a rest
